By vw - 20/02/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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texashater75 16

Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

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tmd4L 7

Better than something else hard and salty.

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chels1994 11

And now I know that beetles are salty...thanks, op (:

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livefreelylee 0

Why does everybody pick on spelling? Like seriously who the **** cares that they can't spell, that's their problem.

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bizarre_ftw 21

If your mouth was wide enough for a beetle to fly into it enough of the time then gramps was right. Quite often people garden to be alone and think, leave the poor man to his habits and go pester a rabid squirrel

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wuciwug 16

I'd guess that he pushed it in rather than threw it?

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bubo_fml 10

"Beetlegeuse, Beetlegeuse, Beetlegeuse!"

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Leftieswillrule 3

I totally read that as "his hard salty thing" instead of "this hard salty thing"

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hateevryone 14

what did you learn?

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