By vw - 20/02/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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texashater75 16

Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

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tmd4L 7

Better than something else hard and salty.

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KrazyKlutzyKali 2

I can just feel the love that your grandpa has for you.

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ospeth 4

Old people can be so honest and get away with it.

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Hubol 11

That happened to me once, but it was a bee, so I had a big bulge in my cheek after.

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aissie 2

At least you have a grandpa. Now quit complaining and get back to shoveling.

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wegetrz 14

I don't blame him, some people just don't know when or how to shut their traps.

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writergirl23 19

Haha why weren't you helping him, I would have. Don't wanna get your nails messed up I suppose. And iv tasted bug too. Unpleasant taste :P

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scu 4

How was the beetle? Did it survive?

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spongebobby617 0

My aunt said that to me once too.

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