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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Chris9154 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 12:13

at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 22 May 2011 12:19

Practice safe breath!

Comments

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 13:28

dirty mouth? clean it up with not being such a dirrbag!

Megs431 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 13:45

tell him it's called a toothbrush.. he should try it sometime! it also comes with a buddy named toothpaste! :D

MizzyShay 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 14:11

What if he wrote and FML about the same experience, only from his point of view? I'd imagine he would feel really bad about it. ^_^

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:25

Today, I was talking the girl I like. She then began to talk about a wretched smell that was lurking about. When I closed my mouth to investigate, the smell stopped. Now she wont talk to me. FML

ashseal 11

Sunday 22 May 2011 14:24

that's nasty. at least you didn't find out by kissing him.

brandybaby1204 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 14:33

thats disgusting!

bearybearilys 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 14:41

I wouldn't want to give him CPR ;)

bananabean16 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:00

Before my (now-ex)boyfriend kissed me for the first time (his first kiss ever), he got really nervous and his breath started to smell really bad. He was a bad kisser anyway, but I assumed it was just the nerves and some practice would solve that problem. For the next 4 months we still dated, it never got any better.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:21

He could have "tonsil stones." They are these yellowish horrid smelling things that sometimes get stuck in the craters of peoples' tonsils. Even if you brush and floss, if you have them, your breath will smell like death.

eminem1712 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:29

DIRTY MOUTH? clean it up with orbit!!!!!!!

sxe_beast 11

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:29

Bad breath is a huge turn off. If they're too lazy/apathetic in regards to oral hygienic then what else are they too lazy to do? Seriously use gum or a breath mint. Its always good to have those little mini toothbrush/toothpaste things! FYL op =C.