Health: Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing...

By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 12:13

at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 22 May 2011 12:19

Practice safe breath!

Comments

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:37

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit! lol you should have thrown a piece of gum at him....actually a toothbrush.

egamage 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:55

Just give the guy some chewing gum [mint flavor]. He'll think you are just being nice and will eat it so your feelings don't get hurt. Sneaky. Anyway, this doesn't really belong on the FML site.

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Monday 23 May 2011 8:34

Oh gawd LOL I know that situation all too well better just not bring it up and offer him things of the fruity or minty variety

Monii_Harlz 11

Monday 23 May 2011 8:39

Hahahaha I can't help but laugh my ass off at that xD

SmexiLexii 3

Monday 23 May 2011 10:02

In his defense,maybe something died in his mouth..Just saying..

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 23 May 2011 19:32

there are things you can do about bad breath. if you're gonna refuse to hang out with people who don't always smell perfect then you're going to die lonely.