Health: Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing...

By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 12:13

at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 22 May 2011 12:19

Practice safe breath!

Comments

vballchck 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 22:56

pretty sure I just threw up in my mouth. that's so nasty!

Alekyork 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:00

Fhs. :( poor guy.

YummiGummi 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:11

EWW!!! haha! FYL

S4ndsurph3r 4

Monday 23 May 2011 0:41

at least you didt get rejected

thalilixpp 2

Monday 23 May 2011 0:46

orbit...

karbl058 2

Monday 23 May 2011 1:41

FYI, you can have bad breath even if you brush your teeth. The smell comes from waste products of certain bacteria. There are certain mouth wash types for that. It's called SB12 here in Sweden. Don't know what it's called elsewhere.

oshea123456 2

Monday 23 May 2011 2:29

Lmfao!!!

lyssalyn2012 0

Monday 23 May 2011 2:31

ugh. I can not stand bad dental hygiene. at ALL!

CurlyQ1993 0

Monday 23 May 2011 4:39

pretty sure that's f his life not yours

elisabeth1_fml 0

Monday 23 May 2011 6:27

well dunno how you approach this subject but to make you feel better he may have an underlying medical issue. it's not always caused by poor hygiene. sensitive issue. poor you.