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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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JessTrek 0

You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.

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DeadMansCrack 4

Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.

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BlaBlaBla_95 0

#12 FTW. bahahahahahaahh.

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xO_starstruck_xO 0

lol ew thats disgusting. why were you laughing in the 1st place though? i would've been like ew no nevermind, bye.

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sequoiatree 0

YDI. i second #12 ECullen? seriously? twilight is trash. and why would you laugh when someone tells you you are beautiful that's so rude and tactless

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aback 4

It will either lead to True Love, or you'll never see him again.

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a_little_priest 0

Why the hell would you laugh if he just told you that you were beautiful? O_O That wouldn't exactly be my first reaction...

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SweetThang 0

why would you laugh? a cute giggle and a thanks would have been better.

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feesh 0

#12--agreed...why the hell would you laugh? you're lame.

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coopcas 0

I don't mind when a woman farts. I find that I trust them more.

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jukeboxhero420 0

YDI. I don't mind women farting (it happens), but the reason that caused it is stupid. If a guy calls you beautiful and you get nervous, a giggle is considered normal. If you laughed so hard from that comment that you couldn't control your system, something's wrong. I'd work on fixing that.

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Cittenscollar 0

14 - women have much shorter urethras than men. Therefore, yes, it can be a bit harder to keep it in.

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