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LOL!
I hope your own fart made you stop laughing - even your body knows it was wrong. Where did your brain go? Did Edward suck it out together with your common sense? Speaking in a language you might understand better: Bella would never laugh, nor she would fart if Edward told her she's beautiful. (I slap myself for knowing this sh*t, but my GF made me watch it. She has read all the books. Then didn't stop talking how she's in love with Edward. She's my ex-GF now. Learn your lesson.)
edward cullen can go suck it. i hate girls who like that fictional buffoon.
Soooo... lemme see if I have this right. You like the guy. You hope he likes you. He tells you that you're beautiful, and you laugh so hard that you fart. You DO realize that what you just did was tell the guy nonverbally that he has poor taste. How moronic is that? Why do women do this? Know what happens if you keep it up? They'll stop telling you. Really.
Dammit, this is why you shouldn't eat breakfast while reading FMLs. Shit
ydi you disgusting prick
hhhahahahahhh?embarrassing situation......
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You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.