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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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JessTrek 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.

DeadMansCrack 4

Friday 22 May 2009 2:09

Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.

Comments

modifiedchick 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:44

laughing at a guy for telling you you're beautiful? YDI

Dragonmouth 4

Friday 22 May 2009 3:47

Sexy

whyyalltrippin 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:49

ECullen better not stand for edward cullen....

ShenziSixaxis 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:50

Not used to hearing that, eh? Well, let's hope that he respects and understands natural things like gas.

AgentNay 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:59

Why would you laugh THAT hard you sad girl.

jb21 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:59

OMG today someone told me i am amazing, and i farted.

brrrx 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:06

#37 made me laugh out loud. ECullen...jeez And yeah, if someone telling you you're beautiful makes you laugh that much...YDI. Now he thinks you don't like him, and have terrible gas. Ouch.