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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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JessTrek 0

You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.

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DeadMansCrack 4

Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.

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dg72592_fml 0

wow whyyy did you laugh? talk about no confidence

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ascott 0

YDI :) oh and eCullen ? wadda loser ,

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RAWRItsAisha 0

You get this for having your name be eCullen...

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BOCASE 0

#12 is right. Twilight is terrible emotional ****. YDI. Now he feels like crap. He probably submitted an FML that went "Today I told a girl she was beautiful. She laughed in my face. Then she farted. Apparently I like girls with low self-esteem and lack of external sphincter control. FML. #33 you don't fart out your urethra, and length of urethra has nothing to do with bladder control, it's about the control of the sphincter muscles.

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kittysonikku 0

holy crap. i laughed so hard at your comment.

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life_is_life 0

lol why would you laugh so hard in the first place he complimented you

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EXc0municated 0

isn't that what you wanted??? to be told that he liked you? WTF would you laugh for?

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rising_sun 0

I wouldn't care that you farted- everyone does it. But laughing after he told you that you were beautiful? That's what'd get to me.

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DizzyDemon0 9

Girls..are stupid... The girl I like was talking to me telling me how she is ugly and fat and this and that..I tried telling her that it wasent true...and everything I said was turned down and made into an insult to her somehow...*sigh Give up and get drunk!

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