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By ...... - 08/10/2011 02:40 - United States

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 06:00 - South Africa - Grahamstown

Today, I was scrolling through my phone and saw a post from my nephew's mother, my brother's girlfriend. She has a swollen eye that my brother gave her. I've been telling him for months to get his temper in control, and now he's facing possible charges, and she's utterly traumatized. I wish I could cut off relations. FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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macrosoft 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

vctrmora 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

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Wire54321 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:45

Sounds like your uncle was drunk

918Gibby 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:04

Funny!!

JGNEVAREZ01_fml 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:10

Thats Awesome! Your Uncles A Badass(:

mytimeallthetime 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:15

Love that uncle!! Now that's love , n how family should stand up for each other lol!!!

KiddFlash 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:23

Don't u just love family

hebron77 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 18:09

That sounds awesome.

Dalisword 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:20

I don't know which button to hit because this is AWESOME but your life doesn't suck.

TKello 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:36

It's cool to vent to family but my question is, why didn't you vent to your husband? It's his mother, he should deal with her.

fromthesuck 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:05

Remember boys and girls. Palm of the hand is abuse. Back of the hand is control

bibbster18 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:37

It's the family business.

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