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By ...... - 08/10/2011 02:40 - United States

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Today, I was scrolling through my phone and saw a post from my nephew's mother, my brother's girlfriend. She has a swollen eye that my brother gave her. I've been telling him for months to get his temper in control, and now he's facing possible charges, and she's utterly traumatized. I wish I could cut off relations. FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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macrosoft 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

vctrmora 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:57

He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

Comments

satph 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:51

LMAAAO!! this is soo hilarious! fyl though

rognycbro 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:01

a threatening pimp hand always helps

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:04

At least he's straightening shit out .

SolidJello 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:07

is your uncle by any chance " A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK"? (from boondocks)

gunman15 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:29

Family always got your back

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:46

Does your uncle have to choke a bitch?

dillonManning 9

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:54

******* best uncle

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 8:12

It's on Facebook so it's legit and he means it. Bitch better watch out.

daviddgaf 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 8:17

Ur Uncle Sounds Awesome!! Ahhahahaa

cbdee 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 8:31

Where the hell is hubby? He should be putting his mom in check!

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