Intimacy: Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact... - FML

By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

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penisface69 17

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:57

he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:30

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

cRAYzed 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:37

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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Moonelo9 14

Thursday 4 August 2016 6:55

pretty accurate I think

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