By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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Kyto7884 0

OP probably a **** guy. not hetero

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ninjalope 0

awwwww that's so sweet you should get him some uranium and make him eat it it's delicious

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killedmyteacher 0

so what the **** is the problem here? so what? it would be a bit awkward, do you want to or not? and your life is ****** cause you had an awkward moment? your a dumbass, this was the stupidest FML ever!

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TylerOMFG 7

Yeah, he is gay. The fact his username is "penisface69" then look at the gender symbol.

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rallen719 3

Guys, OP is gay and the "cute guy" is straight.

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Sally2dicks21 8

Now that's my kind of guy! ;D

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crharding 18

YDI for calling yourself "penisface69."

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