By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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mrjams96 0

people like that make me offended to be male. on behalf of the "less retarded" males of the world, i'd like to appologise

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Sexi_Lady___ 0

He sounds like my kind of guy :)

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quietgirl 0

wow. I wish all guys were that straight forward.

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Blinzer 0

on behalf of the "most retarded" males of the world, i would like to apologize for the lesser retard above me apologizing, i can bet 5 bucks he was just joking

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Aleister_Grey 0

that would be men for u.... xD im almost embarrassed to be the same species let alone same gender -.-, altho he might have been joking?

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BigRedMachine 0

hahahah that guy knows what the deal is. he could smell the desperation on you from a mile away. stop trying so hard and "love" will find you. GL FYL

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jsmith1199 0

dont say f your life.. its what you wanted anyway stop pretending

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