By colorguard13 - 02/04/2013 00:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, "You're going to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Love you too. FML
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colorguard13 11

No, she doesn't use FML. I just didn't want to out and say her name.

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skip_m 6

And a crime fighter.

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H75Valkyrie 14

Since surprisingly, nobody has made a Walking Dead reference yet, I'm gonna go for it: "Axel's Dating Tips: Short hair doesn't necessarily mean lesbian"

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Fortune510 3

Congrats on your achievement! Keep it up!

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ForTheRavers 11

Just reply 'thanks' - there are worse things you could turn out to be. A homophobe is one of them.

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Porcei 18

You'll eventually know whether or not you are one. Oh, stereotypes how we love you so.

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ananas99_fml 10

Good work but im telling ya that getting brown And even black is hard.

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bbekah 5

Im testing for my red stripe belt tomorrow morning!! Wishh me luck?!!

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kitttkattt 10

rock that short hair !?

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obeykaitlyn 25

what does your blue belt have to do with your aunt thinking you're lesbian?

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JustALesbian 16

Just in case your aunt is right, I volunteer as a tribute

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