By colorguard13 - 02/04/2013 00:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, "You're going to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Love you too. FML
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colorguard13 11

No, she doesn't use FML. I just didn't want to out and say her name.

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skip_m 6

And a crime fighter.

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Bunny21 11

Congrats on the blue!!! And hey even if you were gay, the more power to you!!!

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Bakarra 22

Oh sorry I work at McDonald's I call 10 year olds sir and ma'am cuz my job is so subordinate it's just a habit

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VegasVic 8

This takes scissor-kicking to a whole different level

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rockydify 22

Wow. What's with all the comments insinuating that being a lesbian is a bad thing. Gosh people. 21st century and everything.

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Megan639 16

I always secretly think this about girls in boy sports...sorry...

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Bakarra 22

Would you prefer liege? That ones usually saved for my girlfriend but I can make an exception?

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doglover100 28

So short hair means lesbian. She is a stereotypical homophobe.

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Markuskacz 4

dont brag of a blue belt. even a black belt, unless you come from a temple or legit academy. a black belt that comes from a shit trainer is not much good

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