By colorguard13 - 02/04/2013 00:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, "You're going to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Love you too. FML
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No, she doesn't use FML. I just didn't want to out and say her name.

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CammyGal 26

Don't take it to heart, I know plenty of girls with short hair who look just fine and aren't lesbians (myself included)! She's stuck in the past where every single girl had long hair just because it was the norm.

wow your aunt is a real B*tch even if you were what's wrong with that I mean its like the stereotype that all gay men are flamboyant

Don't worry OP, some girls look really hot with short hair ;)

skyeyez9 24

I have short hair and am straight. I had very long hair for years, and got sick of the constant maintenance on it to keep nice. Short hair doesnt turn to a rats nest if its even slightly windy like my long hair did.

Quiet_one 22

Tell your aunt it's impossible to "end up being lesbian" because of something you do, unless that something is being attracted to other women. Congrats on your blue belt!

It's not your aunt's fault OP. Your mom and and friend from high school were quite convincing.

So only Lesbians are allowed to take self defense classes and have short hair? Wow!

So lovely that she supported you in your achievement. And so what if you became a lesbian. There are worse things in the world than women loving women. My sister had short hair for a long time and also played soccer. She now is married to a military man and has the most precious little girl.

I have short hair and people always assume I'm straight. Don't you worry OP I'm sure your short hair looks awesome and a man will come along who will appreciate your blue belt :)