By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 394
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Same thing different taste

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oj101 33

Tell him that the only pussy he'll see that night is the cat.

Maybe you should invest in a toothbrush, toothpaste, chewing gum and mints. It can't hurt.

So...his cat's breath is minty fresh, right? Right?

People with halitosis always seem to be the ones that want to talk the most. Lol I'm sure the OP's boyfriend would have loved to hear those words of encouragement but couldn't get passed her dragon breath. :P

Cat breath you mean... (yes I know what you meant)

Now I understand you realllyyy wanted that Pokemon game, but I don't think it was reasonable to lower yourself to cat food standards OP.

Holy shit you must have an epic memory :p

Maybe you should stop licking your ass op.