Dogs and Insects: Packaging

Packaging

By Anonymous - 01/09/2020 17:01 - Germany

Today, I was cleaning up after my mom visited with her dogs. She'd left a little pill jar on the kitchen counter. Had she forgotten her medicine? It made a weird, soft sound when I shaked it. I opened the lid to shake some pills into my hand, only it wasn't pills. It was two fat ticks. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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Jagged Little Pill

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 22:01

Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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Yucky!

By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 September 2020 18:39

How dare you play with your mom's meds! I'll bet she's going to be... ...wait on it... ...ticked off!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 September 2020 20:51

What the hell kind of doctor does your mom go to? If you notice a bag of leeches in your fridge after your mom visits, leave it alone -- it's very likely a bag of leeches.

Comments

FerociousCookie 12

Tuesday 1 September 2020 18:05

YDI for not looking in before just blindly emptying the bottle onto your hand.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 September 2020 18:39

How dare you play with your mom's meds! I'll bet she's going to be... ...wait on it... ...ticked off!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 September 2020 20:51

What the hell kind of doctor does your mom go to? If you notice a bag of leeches in your fridge after your mom visits, leave it alone -- it's very likely a bag of leeches.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 3 September 2020 1:22

Are we playing Bingo?

Colleenfllorida 9

Saturday 6 February 2021 19:37

And the dr didnt prescribe anything to combat that side effect? 2 weeks of diarrhea can be dangerous. Demand a script for that!! In the meantime, Imodium and pedialyte to stay hydrated. Keep crackers and rice handy. Lots of water.