Love: Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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venusvsmars 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:37

maybe you don't do anything nice for him

miss_la_rue 6

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:19

I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.

Comments

mackmillydilly 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:44

This might be a warning flag OP.. lol

WiseGuy79 14

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:46

Clearly your friend is better in bed than you lol

gibby1235 6

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:19

ha ha. nice 

SmallTownCutie 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:29

18 ftw

SunshineBoy21 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:49

18 wins this round.

Annihilator 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:17

Not necessarily, maybe he likes the other one more for other reasons. It's not always about how good a women is in bed. I'm guessing that your first girlfriend broke up with you because your selfishness. Luckily, you managed to have your own family. ☆*:.(≧#①⑧≦).:*☆

Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 14 September 2010 5:45

And the award for the biggest punchline assassin goes to…

h2opoloplaya 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:46

I don't think this is so bad. she could just be saying that he is nice to her not in a bad way

briannacyrus 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:50

Practice more, bitch less. and make lots of sandwiches.

vatermelonpower 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:53

wonder what those THINGS are

SmallTownCutie 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:36

that's what she said(;

XxMidnightReader 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:54

hi i love you. :D

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:54

YDI for having a crappy boyfriend. YDI for confusing your friend. YDI for driving him into her arms. YDI for being a spoiled whiner.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:56

OMG! Am I seeing a ghost?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:01

yes. boo.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:02

*Puts head down* Damn! I was hoping you were my old buddy. *Pushes you off a ledge* Wait, you can't die when you're already dead, can you?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:22

It's the real me. The zookeepers released me back into the wild, so I get interweb cyberaccess a lot less than I used to. Crap, no more litanies of YDIs from me. THAT'S why I was banned. Oh well. Back to the drawing board for a new schtick.

starile 19

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:28

SERIOUSLY, daaaang, trollz, it's been a while! Though honestly I was glad you got banned for that shit, but strangely enough it's good to see you again. You've never met me.