Love: Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student...

By Gen - 17/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

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By demotivator - 02/11/2014 21:38 - Romania - Timisoara

Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 20:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I introduced my dad, who is a surgeon, to the TV show 'House, M.D.' I thought it'd be a good bonding experience. How wrong I was. He spent the whole time yelling about the "insane" medical inaccuracies, then lectured me about my crappy taste in TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 00:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, after I studied a lot of my time away and taking part in a test, my two friends got good grades, even though they didn't even study as much. Most of the time they did a lot of other stuff, and I don't know why my score isn't as good, and I'm not satisfied. FML

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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By IdiotNursingStudent - 22/09/2014 02:12 - United States - Belton

Today, I was reviewing for a major nursing school exam I have this week. I panicked because none of the material seemed familiar, and figured that I must've missed something during class and now had to catch up. After 4 hours, I finally realized that I'd been studying from the wrong textbook. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:33

Of course he'd make a better grade- House, simply, rocks. Everyone knows this!

Cantexplain1234 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:58

If house was the president and you were an assassin i'd take the bullet

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Root123 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:59

Do you study by watching House now too?

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:39

House is just a cool show, you gotta pay attention to the episodes, and follow the story. If you don't give it a chance, than you won't like it. I love it.

B00_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:51

House rules.

little_musician 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:04

How is this fml about love??

Michele2luv 8

Friday 15 April 2011 21:31

haha that's like the first thing I noticed

choppedNskrewed 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:06

HOUSE FTW!!!

niceguy23 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:18

LMAO...U JUST GOT SERVED!!...House is the best!!!! Dont Hate...Congradulate, and then i suggest u participate!..if u wanna Graduate! LOL

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:19

house is a good show though.

Treece 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:21

Ahhh that sucks. House is awesome dude, and presents real diseases with real symptoms. You shoulda watched it. Hottest guy on TV...well one of the hottest.

happyreader1010 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:15

that sux just watch house for your life it good

itssuchanfmlday 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:27

This is the best freakin FML I've ever read - but House is awesome though - best medical stuff ever. I plan on watching a bunch of med shows when I'm in med school.