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By Gen - 17/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

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By demotivator - 02/11/2014 21:38 - Romania - Timisoara

Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 20:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I introduced my dad, who is a surgeon, to the TV show 'House, M.D.' I thought it'd be a good bonding experience. How wrong I was. He spent the whole time yelling about the "insane" medical inaccuracies, then lectured me about my crappy taste in TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 00:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, after I studied a lot of my time away and taking part in a test, my two friends got good grades, even though they didn't even study as much. Most of the time they did a lot of other stuff, and I don't know why my score isn't as good, and I'm not satisfied. FML

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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By IdiotNursingStudent - 22/09/2014 02:12 - United States - Belton

Today, I was reviewing for a major nursing school exam I have this week. I panicked because none of the material seemed familiar, and figured that I must've missed something during class and now had to catch up. After 4 hours, I finally realized that I'd been studying from the wrong textbook. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:33

Of course he'd make a better grade- House, simply, rocks. Everyone knows this!

Cantexplain1234 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:58

If house was the president and you were an assassin i'd take the bullet

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:33

Of course he'd make a better grade- House, simply, rocks. Everyone knows this!

hunterhound 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:09

amen lol

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Saturday 28 February 2009 10:35

:D House is the best, he deserved the good grade ;) mmm sexy I love House!!!

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Saturday 28 February 2009 10:38

:D House is the best, he deserved the good grade ;) mmm sexy I love House!!!

phonyreal98 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:36

Dude, that's such a douchy cutthroat medical student thing to complain about. Not that I have a problem with that....just sayin'

Torunn 13

Sunday 3 June 2012 6:14

*Cutthroat bitch. :)

phonyreal98 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:41

Oh, and I agree with the above poster that if you want to show this guy, just kick ass on your USMLE's, get a better residency, etc.

TheEpicScrewup 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:26

NEVER put someone down for watching House. House is the man. Maybe, If you watched the sexiness that is Dr. House, you could learn something.

idefka 34

Sunday 11 October 2015 3:18

House is such a duck though. but it's ok because he's also awesome.

MEGAJOSH 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:57

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ijustlaugh 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:43

oh yeah what statistical data do you have to prove it? because my dad, my mom, and me a female girl watch house and I think none of us are homos :]

Ichigo_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 17:59

i love house and now you know

Cantexplain1234 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:58

If house was the president and you were an assassin i'd take the bullet

thewisefoolHHH 1

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:07

HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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