By DanteWest1000 - 03/04/2012 04:43 - United States - Papillion

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML
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DJRhetorical 4

Well that does suck, but clearly you deserved it for referring to it as a "weapon".

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Giants24 0

I read "I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing" and hit YDI.

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emba_fml 13

its probable they were just having a random conversation and joking about it. are you really that offended by cross dressing?

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longhorns1050 3

I wish that fml had a hahaha button! This would be perfect

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TrashCan69 2

You should have told her, "but baby, both your mother and your sister said I have a glorious penis and they were both rather snug. You on the other hand is like ******* a warm jar of mayonnaise closely to being compared to throwing a hotdog down a hallway". That would have changed her attitude.

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Llamacod 11

Twine down a silo ?

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Killafornia 1

Truth hurts huh?

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Summera 2

Tell her: "Maybe we should cross dress together because with that chest nobody will see the difference anyway."

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BobbieH 19

You asked for it! So you can't blame anyone but yourself, especially if it's true and your penis is that small. If not, then its just good fun at your expense.

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ryanebk 7

Girls are such bitches. And they are concerned about us judging them. Psh. They judge more

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FuckUsernames101 5

What do you know. You're ego is bigger than your dick.

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