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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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sdcrazy1018 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 16:37

Makes you wonder if you were texting her the entire time :o

Sargasm 4

Saturday 5 December 2009 16:50

Makes you wonder if the "cute guy", wanting you to stop contacting him, asked one of his lady friends to pick up the phone.

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gracefulpanda 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:13

hmm, was he talking back to you? if so id be like look if you dont want him talking and flirting with other girls keep him on a shorter leash or something.. my sister told me to do that once, becasue that exact thing happened to me.

sulitak 27

Wednesday 3 April 2013 11:14

if he needs to be "kept on a leash" then he's not worth it and will cheat on you in the future.

biwinning88 1

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:10

dude... ouch

CrassKal 27

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:49

At least she was polite about it.

girliegirl13 0

Friday 20 January 2012 2:23

that sucks. :(

Twigz 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 18:12

"Wah wahh, I was trying to talk to this guy I liked but his girlfriend didn't like it. I just wanted to talk to someone cute. Wahh."

doglover100 28

Saturday 15 February 2014 4:22

You didn't know he had a girlfriend?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 February 2014 1:01

Come on he called you first...but casual talk was all that was going on right?

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 9 August 2014 14:38

Did you know he had a girlfriend?

Beepee04 10

Tuesday 26 January 2016 7:45

Seems shady on his part. If you didn't know he had a gf then fyl op. Otherwise you had that coming & ydi. Don't be a homewrecker.

MoroseMoose 47

Thursday 6 October 2016 0:12

His fault for not telling you he was taken!

MoroseMoose 47

Thursday 6 October 2016 0:16

Assuming he knew of his girlfriend's boundaries about him talking to other girls. If he didn't, the girlfriend was being jealous and controlling and it was her fault. Either way it sounds like you got trapped in their relationship issues.