Love: Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with...

By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 10:00

Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML

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By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML

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By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - 19/06/2014 21:05 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

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C_Wicked27 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:22

Smmoooottthhheee. FYL for not having a little something known as 'tact'. And #3 is correct. I look at this as a possible public service to show people that being a ******** doesn't really get anybody anywhere, unless you're in business or politics...

mintfreshpinesol 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:14

ahaha, guess that blew any chance you had with her.

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colortherainbowx 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:46

Looks like you won't be getting her pussy anytime soon...but YDI for saying that in the first place

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:48

She probably didn't know the guy either, but she said that just to shut you up.

adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:49

Word of advice: Girls will think you're a jackass if you insult random people while trying to pick them up. It doesn't make you seem cooler or more confident. Instead, it makes you seem like an inconsiderate prick who tries to boost his ego by degrading people he doesn't even know. Try developing a personality, maybe then she'll be attracted to you.

123sploosh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 18:23

amen

I_Deserved_It 10

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:52

What was the joke?

Will09 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:54

dude u never make fun of someone in front of a girl or especially a random dude u dont know ull just seem like a prick! u would know that if u spent more time with girls

scottie06 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:56

Wtf, this is like the 10th one of these FMLs just this week. Also, agreed with adelaide_evening. You probably wouldn't have had much of a chance with the bridesmaid anyways.

neurorot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:02

Dick move. Don't be rude at someone's wedding, seriously. Bad taste. :/

Will09 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:03

thank u #27

snake_Girl85 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:08

Smart move. You sound like a jerk regardless, but did you ever stop to think that your not knowing someone at a wedding greatly increases the chances that someone from the "other side" DOES? Especially if you are all close enough to the couple to be in the wedding party or giving a toast... At least the chick knows to avoid you now...