By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
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C_Wicked27 0

Smmoooottthhheee. FYL for not having a little something known as 'tact'. And #3 is correct. I look at this as a possible public service to show people that being a ******** doesn't really get anybody anywhere, unless you're in business or politics...

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mintfreshpinesol 0

ahaha, guess that blew any chance you had with her.

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begrunge 0

you deserve it. i think this is, in part, the point of FML; to show that being a jerk gets you nowhere, just as much as it is a place to laugh, vent, and cry.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

So all of the commenters recognize that being a dick gets you no where, but will that stop them from being dicks?

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omgitsseejay 0

that's what u get for trying to be cool lol

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#44: probably not. cause there is always that bitchy girl who will give the the time of day.

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blargity 0

i agree with #3 it is a really overly common formula but maybe she agreed with him which seems to be something he doesnt deserve to happen

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manlyman 0

maybe you shouldn't be a dick at weddings....

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Star89 0

A wedding = a family event. Never be an ass at one of those, especially when you don't know who the person is related to. Not a smart idea.

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