By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - 19/06/2014 21:05 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
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NopeFuckThat 7

At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!

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Nilorak 24

And the award for the best father goes to.

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NopeFuckThat 7

At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!

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Exhaling 12

I read this wrong and thought the father called OP's wife a man and she started crying... Then I saw she was laughing... I think I need some more sleep.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope your wife pissed herself...

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tony2win 5

Is that your fetish, 80? Otherwise, wtf.

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ClassyCataclasis 4

So his comment would only be ok with you if he has that fetish?

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BvbArmy_0 18

Nice to know that OP's Dad would accept him if he was gay -_-

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brenton490 19

But if he had said yes he would have to punch a baby animal to recover his manly ness!

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Nilorak 24

And the award for the best father goes to.

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StillUsesMyspace 22

Well if you insist... I guess I'll accept this award!

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Tthug 34

It's just not some people's thing. If he went to the wedding he probably would have made a big scene, including calling his son gay. So it's probably best he didn't. And congratulations OP!

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TechFire 25

I don't think he would have called him gay. He seems to have meant that he feels that wanting to show wedding photos is feminine.

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lex1459 38

Well that sucks, but at least your wife gets along with your parents!

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

How does this imply she gets along with his parents. This sounds more like her laughing at the fathers stupidity.

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jmfreee 16

It sounds like she was laughing with the dad, not at him.

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oreyoes 15

Dont even bother to get his attention. He clearly doesnt want to be a part of your family, so leave him out of it. No one likes a douche-dad

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horneyhic 15

Or maybe like most men he hates looking at pictures especially if he was there in the first place.

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Joisan 20

Except OP clearly states he wasn't there.

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bahamut357 16

#56 please reread the FML. OP clearly says his father didn't bother to come to his wedding.

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KingRex 22

I wonder how your father feels about HIS wedding photos.

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darwinism 30

WTF? Feelings? That shit just ain't right? Keep these sort of comments to yourself.

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cakefete2 30

I heard the dad didn't want to see those either. He thought it would be too "gay" to see pictures of himself tying the knot with his lady.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe dad is gay and was just projecting a little too much.

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ckcknight 13

Because guys have no desire to pose for pictures. They have an even less desire to look at pictures other guys posed for.

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ckcknight 13

If he didn't come to the wedding, why would you think he would want to see the pictures?

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chinaski7628 32

Some people like to share that kind of thing with their family.

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I_Am_Melanie 15

Obviously the dad doesn't.

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ckcknight 13

Some people yes, but the OP said he didn't bother to go, not that he couldn't go, so he obviously isn't one of those people.

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fsomelife 26

Completely honestly, not trying to be a persistent asshole here, just don't get why my comment got moderated (or, rather, should probably have phrased it better): what I meant was that the dad in this FML is attacking his kid and calling his wedding photos "**** stuff" out of the blue, and this odd nervousness makes it seem like he's being defensive and compensating, with something specific. I may be wrong. Anyhow, definitely did not mean to offend anyone.

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