By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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Mr_Chow 5

I guess gangs got hit by the recession too

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Wolveslikepie 4

Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss

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marinus_fml 19

Haha we do that with fire extinguishers :)

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jkemp1984 10

Seriously? Yeah water guns really mess you up. If only they were paintball guns or actual guns then you would've gotten off lucky.

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Shrike 23

dipshits like you are never happy until gruesome tales of death and murder get posted on humor sites, am I right or what?

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh my god, someone lived to submit an FML. What a travesty!

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kickazz16 15

Hey fml team, did my comment get modded, I can't see it :/

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Sirin_fml 46

Cast your eyes upward to #33, young Padawan.

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slushpup9696 12

Two moderator comments in a row?!? I'm ******** bricks.

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TheLetterZero 7

#23 is wrong, #20 is right. There, I fixed it. No need for thanks.

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akaOtter 1

Agree w/ 20. It's an insult to actual victims to complain about water guns. Do you also post when it rains and you forget an umbrella? Suck it up. And to 23. I don't think people are happy about it, I believe 20 is pointing out that shooting victims are the real victims, not some soggy tool looking for life validation online from strangers. If getting shot by a water gun is the biggest problem in your life, then I know millions of people that would gladly switch.

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blueberrypsycho 9

HAHAHAHAHA, that is soooo funny. i'm totally going to do that some day.

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slipknotz 0

Good thing it wasn't paintballs though :)

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brii_love007 0

this doesnt sound like an fml, u shulda just played along instead of being a pu**y

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bo1440 3

Water guns? Nah, if you really want to ruin someone's day, let a dozen eggs sit out in the sun for a week, then mix it really well with vinger and load. The smell is horrible and almost impossible to get out. Just be careful from the hail of rocks that you might get in return.

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mrahhhhh 21

Your life would suck more if you were one of the aliens from Signs... cause then you'd be in a shit movie!

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roobin302 0

i didnt know people still did drive-bys with these gas prices...

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naddification 7

Compared to a real drive-by shooting, I think this would hardly be considered a FML.

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