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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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Saturday 16 October 2010 8:53

mmm sexy ;)

psaphier 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:59

so does that mean that in 60 years you'll be a singing sensation for 15 minutes?

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kratos1586 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:59

too bad they didnt say u also hav her talent XD

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:13

4: Susan Boyle'd actually really popular in the UK. And that's what google is for people.

thetweak70 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:14

ouch

reca89 5

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:19

I would cry.

ObviouslyJesus 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:48

But can you sing like her

Charlotteeexx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:48

hey! she's beautsss...

lusticles 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:52

make more of an effort to look less ugly, I guess.

Mustardnight 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:56

id hit that

ItalianFilipino 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:06

with a frickin shovel

garza559 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:07

shes hot

underguarded 20

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:46

oh ****

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