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By facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By Peyton Manning - 24/12/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my friends like to call me "Peyton Manning" because of my huge forehead. I thought it was funny until I realized my forehead is "huge" because I seem to be going bald. I'm 21. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML

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Stroomer 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:25

Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!

alexFYL 11

Monday 8 November 2010 15:53

WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 15:54

At least they didn't say you have the orientation of Patrick, and the feminine look of Federer! That would have been gay.

duanuys 0

Monday 8 November 2010 20:02

ja jou afrikaaner. cheers from USA. Altyd a boer. ek is 18 net uit high school. oop dit gaN goet moet jou :)

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Monday 8 November 2010 15:55

Neil's freakin' adorable though.

JpasDa1 2

Monday 8 November 2010 16:06

f**k you OP, NPH is the chizz u dumb compliment fisher

funzcpl 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:14

I love Neil Patrick Harris. him and his life partner just adopted infant twins.

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 8 November 2010 16:18

FYL.

xlovexsexxmagic 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:29

Neil Patrick Harris is a hilarious actor! I <3 him on How I Met Your Mother

sipher16 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:35

don't talk about the NPH like that lol

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 8 November 2010 17:16

#24 *Sigh* Yes, yes. You know what I meant. So literal, aren't you?

KennKenn 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:51

NPH is legen, wait for it... dary!

perdix 29

Monday 8 November 2010 17:12

I think they mean you are Rafael Nadal's fabulously multi-talented bee-yotch!

slantyshanty 7

Monday 8 November 2010 17:30

NPH is the bomb! be happy about that.

tencentsakiss 19

Monday 8 November 2010 18:18

Thank you for saying the bomb. It takes me back to the nineties when I last heard that expression. Awesome. Neil Patrick Harris is indeed the bomb.

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