Miscellaneous: Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer... - FML

By facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML

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By Karin - 13/08/2011 20:29 - Germany

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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Stroomer 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:25

Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!

alexFYL 11

Monday 8 November 2010 15:53

WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.

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Sparx1_1 16

Monday 8 November 2010 22:03

YDI for having no self esteem and automatically thinking the worst. Some people think those men are super hot, so before you get the pity party going maybe you should get over your shit and find out what they meant by the comparison.

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:32

At least it isnt that upside face from family guy. So be thankful.

Unconfined_ 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:15

NPH is ******* epic. be happy!!!!!!

didoca 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:25

ah- NPH is awesome!!!

SuperNinjaa 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:42

but Neil Patrick Harris is amazing AND he wears a suit. rich, a stud that's a compliment

stephanie_nyc97 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:43

I dont know what you've been smoking but neil patrick harris is hoooooooott :)

mathman101 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:50

Don't be dissing Neil Patrick Harris!! He's Legen-Dairy!! u should be flattered!!

xFaust_fml 12

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:03

????????????? Roger is quite cute, and NPH is simply HOT. How is that a FML, you moron??

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:09

Did you see that unicorn? It's horn was soooo shiny!

wrestler133 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:06

I...... were you dropped as a child?

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:12

*its not it's. Stupid autocorrect.

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