Love: Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s...

By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By singleladynow - 20/01/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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lemonkid44 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 16:45

NEVER come between a man and his gum.

EFFyourlifecait 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 16:53

im sorry, but that just made my day.

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Spencer_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:08

What an ungrateful twat, you tried being romantic and he was too dumb to get it.

SmokinWeed 0

Friday 16 September 2011 5:03

"I'll let you watch me change for gum". How romantic...

ttw06 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:49

he prob only waits for the lights to go out to see you nakey

Seegtease 0

Monday 16 February 2009 0:05

I'd totally do that same thing, but it'd be for comedic value, and I'd then come back and give gum anyway. I think this is dramatized, I'm sure he was just being funny. If not, well...

ZING_MASTER 0

Monday 16 February 2009 0:26

Doesn't this technically make you a stripper?

creativexangst 0

Monday 16 February 2009 0:42

#10-I dont think she was trying to use a pick up line on her b/f...he's already her b/f. I think she was trying to be silly and playful and sexy at the same time. Girls do this. I dont know why, but we do (AKA, if you give me a fry I'll do x y or z, etc), and the OP was surprised by the fact that he wouldn't give her one to watch her strip. Actually, I kinda think its silly that he wouldn't give her a piece for just asking. Besides, its a moot point anyway. VS doesnt let members of the opposite sex into the change room with the person. Usually dont even let another person in with the person, same sex or opposite. Unless policies have changed a lot.

NotoriousMandog 0

Monday 16 February 2009 1:35

wait, just checking... is gum a euphemism for penis? Because then he's gay... and/or is blessed.

blah_blah_shity 0

Monday 16 February 2009 4:51

most decent guys feel uncomfortable in a lingerie shop. i dunno why, but most guys i know dont like going in there in the first place.

Canicula_fml 2

Monday 16 February 2009 10:45

#39 Wow, you've got a lot of hate to unload there. She was reasonably expecting her boyfriend to want to see her in sexy underwear (in case you hadn't heard, women like to be thought attractive and to be wanted) He may in fact have seen someone get turned away or already know that men weren't allowed to enter the dressing rooms and was negative for that reason. She might just be lacking in self confidence and takes any negative as rejection, whatever. What it doesn't mean is that she's presumptuous and self-important, just a fairly average female. Sounds like somebody needs a hug, or at least to get on friendly terms with women's "special slots"