Work: Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work...

By cashier - 12/07/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 15:41 - United States - Apex

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By shaviTuT - 07/02/2013 19:44 - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

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By mcmanager - 11/08/2014 14:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

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AK 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:49

Oh my dear god. Didn't it like.. smell or something?

crescent_indigo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:55

epic.

Comments

Guitarist45 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:48

this isn't an FML. this is an F- my day. "Today, I had to spend all morning pulling a dead rat out of my conveyer belt at my cashier station." FMD

FYOURLIFE13 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:50

YAY A YUMMY SNACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I_Piss_Glitter 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:13

I do not believe how everyone here can comment about this and not only say this reeks of bs. How many people have seen how big a rat is? Not a small mouse but a rat which when living in the wild small ones are generally close to a foot, longer overall with tail.I don't see that rat getting caught in the belt and simply being stuck in a corner. These posts are just ridiculous to try and get put up. Come on.

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:02

Um, no. A small one would be about half that. A huge one would be more like a foot long, nose to rump. Unless you're thinking of a Gambian Giant Pouched Rat, of course, then a small one would be about a foot. :P But yeah, no way would a rat get caught there. If this is real, she, like most people, doesn't know the difference between rats and mice and just said rat to make it seem nastier.

beethoven_fml 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:46

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SortaBlack 0

Monday 13 July 2009 7:01

Thats nasty

my_life_sucks13 0

Monday 13 July 2009 14:22

that is proper gross!! I feel so sorry 4 u , but u must have noticed that the piece of ruber had toes?

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:52

It's a rat. Get over it. Some people eat rats for breakfast.

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:04

Just because that's true (and you have no idea how much I've wanted to try rat), it doesn't mean it's not nasty to find a rat (though it's more likely that it was a mouse) stuck dead to a register belt.