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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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By Blondie - 22/10/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

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You deserved it 41 075

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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You deserved it 13 782

By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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You deserved it 7 810

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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skyttlz 32

Friday 6 May 2011 1:09

Way to go

Goldenchest 14

Friday 6 May 2011 1:10

apparently you ARE an oblivious and stupid blonde

Comments

Skatejock21 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:13

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence.

ELBpink64 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:24

That's hilarious! sorry though, haha!

Shadow4i5 3

Friday 6 May 2011 3:29

blondes do have more fun.

KickItHigh 32

Friday 6 May 2011 19:39

"A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun; they just don't remember with who." :)

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Friday 6 May 2011 3:35

lol although this was quite ironic and made you look stupid, I wouldn't go so far as to say your life is ****** because of this xD

TYln52 3

Friday 6 May 2011 3:36

guessed it!!!

kenshin496 3

Friday 6 May 2011 3:42

I bet ur hot though.. ;)

cab227 2

Friday 6 May 2011 3:51

YLS I've walked into a stop sign before, so don't feel bad.

LIVE2FAIL 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:51

haha how do you kill a Mexican.... throw a taco off a cliff. how do you kill 100 more mexicans tell them he didn't get it!

Rico_Mal1116 0

Friday 6 May 2011 4:03

Why weren't you in the kitchen?

kei1108 13

Friday 6 May 2011 4:13

that's definately not because your blonde. it's because you're not watching where you're going. don't make all the light haired people suffer..

agasshi_fml 0

Friday 6 May 2011 4:31

You, my dear, should stop using such foul language towards others when trying to back yourself, because it just makes you look extremely stupid and immature. Also, you used the wrong form of "your". The correct form that should be used in your sentence is "you're" not "your" hence the fact that you were directing that to someone.