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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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You deserved it 161

Perfect performance

By I hate myself - 02/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML

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You deserved it 108

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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You deserved it 8 788

Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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You deserved it 371

By Blondie - 22/10/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

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You deserved it 41 083

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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You deserved it 13 789

By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 36 086

Ah, push it! Push it real good!

By Jeff99 - 12/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I walked into a "pull" door after confidently telling someone, "It's this way, I know this place like the back of my hand." The sound of my forehead hitting the glass kinda proved otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 492

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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You deserved it 7 571

skyttlz 32

Friday 6 May 2011 1:09

Way to go

Goldenchest 14

Friday 6 May 2011 1:10

apparently you ARE an oblivious and stupid blonde

Comments

Krilleee 5

Friday 6 May 2011 1:22

Glass door - 1 Blondie - 0

hiyourcute 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:22

"Like guys, shut up! Blondes are totally--" *smack*

lemonysnicket07 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:34

haha

Chumbowamba 10

Saturday 7 September 2013 9:47

hahaha nice

JoshK9030 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:23

haha i bet u had a derp face

obviousboy 8

Friday 6 May 2011 6:33

lmao.

drew0001 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:26

windex really works, dosent it?

sept29 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:46

oh yah it so works

Deservesit22 1

Friday 6 May 2011 1:55

No... ^ and nice...

RileyL29 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:28

haha at the bieber pic (:

awesomeloser14 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:27

FAIL!! I'm a blond though and thank god I'm not stupid ^.^

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 6 May 2011 2:25

Well apparently you are because you spelled blonde wrong.

JoshK9030 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:33

bahaha ouch

theladyofepic 3

Friday 6 May 2011 5:47

As a apparently 'dumb' blonde I can tell you that there are two ways to spell it, either blonde, which is considered the feminine way or blond, which is the masculine.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:37

As an, apperantly, 'dumb blonde' *

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:40

Awesomeloser 14, are you a man or woman? If you're a woman, blonde would be correct. If not, the defensive-blonde is correct on that part.

nico139 4

Friday 6 May 2011 8:11

as an apparently.....

hiyourcute 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 6:45

hey 146, when insulting someone's spelling, it helps to at least try to sound like you have more than half a brain cell.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:36

Hey, 191! I can say the same thing about you! That, in my opionion, is how I would punctuate it.

leeshxx 3

Friday 6 May 2011 1:28

she went to kiss her twin?

followurheart 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:28

it happens to me to. ur not the only one but instead i didnt run into glass i triped over a stair i didnt see

lemonysnicket07 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:35

and the other "p" in tripped either.

mariet_fml 23

Friday 6 May 2011 1:29

Seriously? If anyone thinks you are stupid, why would you argue with them? There's no way to win. You could explain quantum physics and they'd just say you memorized it, or you're just smart in that one subject. YDI.