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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 059

You deserved it 31 657

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 037

You deserved it 88 084

Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 151

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 654

You deserved it 8 788

Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 290

You deserved it 371

By Blondie - 22/10/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 677

You deserved it 41 077

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 708

You deserved it 13 786

By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 621

You deserved it 36 081

Ah, push it! Push it real good!

By Jeff99 - 12/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I walked into a "pull" door after confidently telling someone, "It's this way, I know this place like the back of my hand." The sound of my forehead hitting the glass kinda proved otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 474

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 751

You deserved it 7 568

By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 472

You deserved it 7 813

skyttlz 32

Friday 6 May 2011 1:09

Way to go

Goldenchest 14

Friday 6 May 2011 1:10

apparently you ARE an oblivious and stupid blonde

Comments

Krilleee 5

Friday 6 May 2011 1:22

Glass door - 1 Blondie - 0

hiyourcute 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:22

"Like guys, shut up! Blondes are totally--" *smack*

lemonysnicket07 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:34

haha

Chumbowamba 10

Saturday 7 September 2013 9:47

hahaha nice

JoshK9030 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:23

haha i bet u had a derp face

obviousboy 8

Friday 6 May 2011 6:33

lmao.

drew0001 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:26

windex really works, dosent it?

sept29 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:46

oh yah it so works

Deservesit22 1

Friday 6 May 2011 1:55

No... ^ and nice...

RileyL29 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:28

haha at the bieber pic (:

awesomeloser14 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:27

FAIL!! I'm a blond though and thank god I'm not stupid ^.^

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 6 May 2011 2:25

Well apparently you are because you spelled blonde wrong.

JoshK9030 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:33

bahaha ouch

theladyofepic 3

Friday 6 May 2011 5:47

As a apparently 'dumb' blonde I can tell you that there are two ways to spell it, either blonde, which is considered the feminine way or blond, which is the masculine.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:37

As an, apperantly, 'dumb blonde' *

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:40

Awesomeloser 14, are you a man or woman? If you're a woman, blonde would be correct. If not, the defensive-blonde is correct on that part.

nico139 4

Friday 6 May 2011 8:11

as an apparently.....

hiyourcute 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 6:45

hey 146, when insulting someone's spelling, it helps to at least try to sound like you have more than half a brain cell.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:36

Hey, 191! I can say the same thing about you! That, in my opionion, is how I would punctuate it.

leeshxx 3

Friday 6 May 2011 1:28

she went to kiss her twin?

followurheart 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:28

it happens to me to. ur not the only one but instead i didnt run into glass i triped over a stair i didnt see

lemonysnicket07 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:35

and the other "p" in tripped either.

mariet_fml 23

Friday 6 May 2011 1:29

Seriously? If anyone thinks you are stupid, why would you argue with them? There's no way to win. You could explain quantum physics and they'd just say you memorized it, or you're just smart in that one subject. YDI.