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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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You deserved it 160

Perfect performance

By I hate myself - 02/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML

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You deserved it 102

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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You deserved it 371

By Blondie - 22/10/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 36 085

Ah, push it! Push it real good!

By Jeff99 - 12/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I walked into a "pull" door after confidently telling someone, "It's this way, I know this place like the back of my hand." The sound of my forehead hitting the glass kinda proved otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 487

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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skyttlz 32

Friday 6 May 2011 1:09

Way to go

Goldenchest 14

Friday 6 May 2011 1:10

apparently you ARE an oblivious and stupid blonde

Comments

wickedlyevil96 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:56

8 haha i totally agree

xcrazyforyouu 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 5:28

those r hard to see sometimes op,

zuzupetalsYO 11

Saturday 7 May 2011 8:36

and then face palm!!!

GanjaLovaLikeNoO 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 14:44

it's ok, you ARE blond after all :P

versace_chick 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:50

Your comment : i dont think blondes are more stupid than any body else. i know some really stupid brunettes, insanely stupid red heads and lets just say some blacks that just need help lol.

VixSparda 5

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:06

well there goes your explination

AunteyN 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 11:14

don't worry your just glass blind like justin beiber

IamnumberFOUR 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:27

proves my point that golden retreivers are the only smart blondes

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Sunday 8 May 2011 20:38

ya happend to me like always ...

kc1997kc 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:38

It's girls like you that give all blondes a bad name! It annoys the crap out of me! I am a natural blonde and am not a moron incapable of thought! I have straight A's and a genius IQ! I get rather pissed of at immature imbeciles who make comments about how all blondes are dumb! I swear if I had been there I would have flipped out on you. Moron.