Love: Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When...

By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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Remember MSN? Wizz!

By WeezysBaby - 28/03/2009 22:13 - Canada

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

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By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 00:58 - Kenya

Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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Saturday 1 October 2011 11:52

That sucks, hit her up and see if she still feels the same. Best of luck to you OP!

DjeePee 24

Saturday 1 October 2011 12:18

I have more pity for that girl than for you OP. Just imagine how horrible she must have felt when you (accidentally) ignored that message...

Comments

Buggsii7 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 17:38

Go serenade her with flowers! Nd chocolate!! : )

Loreorozco_fml 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 17:40

explain how FB didn't notify you FB does it all the time I never get notifications when I get messeges! Good Luck to OP

Epic_Times 10

Saturday 1 October 2011 18:28

That really sucks OP, It's a shame because you two could have had something special but you never know what could happen. I hope I can fix the special bond I have with a guy before it's too late.

wickedevaa 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 18:34

Another beautiful example of social media getting in the way of real life. Fyl.

ravlol 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:31

Hey guy this is the OP. the reason why i didn't get the message was because it was about 3 years old and it was before i was active on facebook and really didn't know how to work it. i probably cancelled the notification.

winter_or 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:26

Awwww write her back at last!

IronBrig4 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:18

I feel your pain because I too have had missed opportunities due to non-functioning voicemail or dropped emails. Get back to her. What's the worst that can happen?

SS_Silvy 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:51

Haha lol that sucks bro. Shit happens

Characterise 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:51

lol has happened to me he's one of my brothers friends to I can never look or be around him anymore he even came over for Christmas dinner whatever a day or 2 it happened I stayed in my room to eat I was that humiliated lol