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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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By Oh, piss - 23/11/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Boozed up

By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:29

It took her an hour and a half to pee in one drawer? I think NOT! Better check the others to find the puke and the crap.

grandpaearthling 2

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:17

hey you could have just woken the next day wondering why you clothes were wet. be happy you woke up in time to do laundry. heehee

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stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:29

It took her an hour and a half to pee in one drawer? I think NOT! Better check the others to find the puke and the crap.

bioboy725 10

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:28

^epic win

yumsugarr 8

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:39

Ewww! D:

meploLol 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:02

lol it's an ugly doll I love those things! lol sry off topic

yumsugarr 8

Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:01

hahaha it is xD glad you noticed!

snizzlesnuzzle 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:52

bahahaha that sucks for you

papaya_master 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:54

HAHA all this reminded me of was that movie where the pregnant lady starts peeing in the sink because the toilet is out of order. XD

zombieglamour_fml 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:49

or the movie where the guy pees in the sink cause the girl is in the bathroom lol

brittaney8807 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:08

rather have someone pee in my drawer than puke in my car...

lizzybob666 6

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:13

hahah poop on her bed and pillows lol

mintcar 9

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:19

Wow... just wow. This is exactly why I try not to be around people who like to drink to the point of complete inebriation. Could also be because I'm a prude and i just don't know how to have fun.

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 7 December 2010 20:10

Personally, I totally agree with you! I don't drink, and I don't mind being around drunk people, especially at a hockey game cause they're hilarious! But I hate being around, and completely don't get, why people will drink themselves completely senseless to the point where they can't control what they do and wake up the next morning not knowing what they did! And I really don't understand how that's cool! To me it's just really really dangerous. So I'm with you mintcar. I would've killed my sister and would start locking my door from the inside every night!

kkutting 2

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:23

oh wow that really sucks! I would of killed her and made her clean it up & buy me whatever she pissed on. hahaha! xD

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:20

Then you'd probably want to do that in the reverse order. :-P

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:25

You should have caught it on video. This hits mutiple fetishes at once (incest, peeing, drunk girls) so it'd probably be worth a mint!! What a lost opportunity!!