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By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

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By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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By DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

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By kggggg - 12/08/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 09:08 - Maldives - Male

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 17:30

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML

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By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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listner1 9

Friday 17 April 2015 17:02

Play along and punch them. Since you are retarded and can't control your actions

emeraldisle 30

Friday 17 April 2015 17:02

Well that's just rude. I hope your fiancé stood up for you.

Comments

anonamous14 9

Friday 17 April 2015 17:05

You should've said I don't have a disability but I can give you one real quick

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Friday 17 April 2015 17:05

Don't let people bring you down OP. I'm sure there is nothing wrong with you and that you are a great person. **** them.

Steve95401 49

Friday 17 April 2015 17:10

If they think of you this way before you even get married, it won't get any better after you tie the knot.

blostrich_ 19

Friday 17 April 2015 17:15

Geez, why the eff do people have to be rude?. you were only trying to make a good impression. I'm so sorry OP ;-;

vlalam 24

Friday 17 April 2015 17:16

U can't please everyone.. some ppl r just assholes, ignore them and move on

xyze 1

Friday 17 April 2015 17:21

Maybe you were just seemingly too cheerful for people who are cynics or something...

abNormal62 23

Friday 17 April 2015 17:22

You're fine sweetie your friends a little brain damage based on who is chosen to be his friends and how we allow them to talk about his fiancée

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 17 April 2015 17:26

… Wha?

tranced_ 45

Friday 17 April 2015 17:28

There's always these kinda people who will try to put you down! Always judging and trying to find defaults in others! Be yourself and it will be fine.