Animals: Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was...

By Hilary - 23/09/2010 01:25 - Australia

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 15:31 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML

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Cujo

By Doglover - 13/10/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

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Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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Be careful out there

By Burningeyes - 09/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML

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Where's my dog?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the dog sitter I'd left him with while I was on vacation. When I arrived at her house to pick him up, she said, "I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about." and threatened to call the cops if I didn’t "leave her premises for trespassing." FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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Countersuit

By SientoBenteCar - 11/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:14

No good deed goes unpunished, darling. That's why I'm a criminal now.

r6_fml 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:18

What?! You relieved yourself on a dog?! Well that's just wrong....

Comments

rockr_chick 5

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:40

if she was so worried about her dog, she shouldnt have left it outside on a pole like that

jkgfdxb 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:40

assholes.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:53

"OH MY GOD, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO RAPE MY DOG!"

ohsuzykuew 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:05

no, you use an apostrophe when stating possession. "it's" is correct. if you're gonna be a grammar Nazi you should be accurate. otherwise it makes you look dumb. doh!

hnz 13

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:08

sue her for animal abuse

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:13

#7 is correct. It's = it is.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:16

Dare I say it....ownd?

atticuz 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:17

What a **** up of the day.

Inspired22 11

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:23

So the security guards showed up, said, "What are you doing?" You said, "I am helping this poor choking dog," and they said, "Okay," and waited to make sure you put it back and you didn't get arrested. End of story. Right?