By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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Same thing different taste

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sireen 0

...you could also use your hands and pull them down

graciegirl 0

"so i used force" love the choice of words haha

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lazyshmuk69 0

i dont understand why the girls in here are getting bent out of shape over this, when they say "it cant hurt that bad" when we guys get hit in the testicles. you literally want to die. puking and pissing your pants sometimes. sometimes pissing blood. so until you start puking and pissing blood, you all cant say a word.

Depends on where the chick got hit. If she got hit in this pisser, maybe she WILL piss blood.

doud i no it was ur first time but shit u have to calm down i no u wanted to get all up in that but if u dont take ur time u might end up doing .....well wat u did

Oh man, This was the funniest thing I've read all day. I burst out laughing. If my boyfriend did that I'd for sure laugh about it, after I got over the pain.

that sounds like it hurt. and im not saying it wouldnt hurt for a guy to get kicked in the balls either. getting hit in the love making parts hurts everybody :P

haha, thats happened to me before. except i'm the girl and i got knee'd.

Megadeth_fml 0

I was on the receiving end of the exact same situation last week, and it totally killed the mood for me. The guy was such a sorry wreck, that the sex we then had (that i no longer felt like having) lasted less than a minute. It wasn't exactly painful, more awkward than anything... I shot him down after that, and he still won't stop texting me.

Marcus86 0

Did you at least offer to kiss it and make it better?

done the same thing, know the embaressment. best to kiss it better and carry on regardless to be honest