By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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sireen 0

...you could also use your hands and pull them down

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graciegirl 0

"so i used force" love the choice of words haha

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

if you think that winding up in you gf's crotch f*cks your life, then fyl indeed.

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elfshadow 0

The part everyone seems to missing, is that for that kind of behaivior, you must be like 15. Sex isn't just jamming yourself into a random orifice, its getting her kitty purring, you get humming, and both of you get involved. YDI for sucking at sex, the internet is out there, try learning how it's done. Otherwise you can look forward to boring sex, fake orgasms (if the girl is sweet and stupid), and snickering. I can't knock rough sex if you are both into it, but this just sounds like incompetence.

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kaelendra 0

this is a fhl not a fyl... doesn't hurt as bad as it does for guys but still hurts. on the bright side I bet it killed the mood so hopefully you learned you lesson for next time.

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ubernerdychick 0

Why couldn't you have just used your hands to pull 'em down? YDI and now it looks like your going to have to be more dependent on your hands from now on, champ. I doubt your girl would want to get anywhere near you and your FORCE for a while.

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inu_fml 0

it hurts about as much as getting hit in the shin or something.

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monoxide 0

and this is why i free ball =- ) unzip an begin!

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flyboy57 0

does kneeing a girl in the crotch have the same effect as it does on a guy?

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ky_stone22 0

@77, not even close, but yeah it hurts. i'm a girl and i've been kneed there. it's pretty painful for a bit, but it does go away after like five minutes. for guys...damn, that looks REALLY painful. for girls it hurts, but i think it would be definately worse for guys

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