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By fordneagles - 11/06/2012 05:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
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fordneagles 34

Hey guys, I'm the OP, for those worried about the grossness of the floor, the cleaners had just been in (the wet floor sign was still there), so I just took off the other sandal and looked a bit of a bogan, but better than replacing everything in my wallet! And for the record, my bag was not on the floor, it was resting on my (previously sandalled) feet. I've never noticed any hooks in the stalls, but then I've never expected someone to try and nick my bag either.

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Top comments

AsianCookie247 14

Who the **** does that?! File, OP. That's some strange shit.

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Keevarou 17

Better than your bag!:) Be glad you escaped with only one shoe stolen and not your bag, still rotten of a person to do though. And you got enough common sense to hold your bag even at places like that, so cheers:)

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tnttse 6

Walking on a bathroom floor shoeless is kinda gross

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Yup, because OP definitely chose to get her shoe stolen and walk shoeless. Bad, OP! Why would you do such a vile thing?

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bettyc4 26

What the hell is wrong with people these days?!? Thieves absolutely disgust me. Hope that asshole gets a nice kick in the ass by karma

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heyyhowsitgoing 9

What an ass. Better your shoe than your bag at least.

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TattleTale 8

So did you hop home on one foot with people staring at you like you're mentally challenged?

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perdix 29

What a heel! That dirty sneaker has no sole.

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grace12898 0

Aww perdix, your puns never cease to put a smile on my face.

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meagy 6

I can't believe that there's people out there that would do that.

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gringrath 3

That's actauly a really good idea :), but still FYL for that happening and F her life f her life for being a bad crook

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ctwombz16 0

Should have stepped on their hand

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