By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 744
You deserved it 38 699

Same thing different taste

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Crap on his face, take a picture of it, put it on facebook. Tag him as a shitty brother

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And then you accidently flush your phone down the toilet by mistake ( reference to another FML )

sucks2BEyouu 0

^^ you fail... they didn't flush it, they used it instead of toilet paper. get your facts straight. -_- lol

What if Op was referring to a different fml than the one u thought of..

Adman567 9

Look guys, we can sit here for a year saying "no! She pissed on it!" or "no! She dropped it on the floor after flushing!" but there are so many different FML's and your all probably talking about different ones.

11 - You need to give up!! (refrence to your life)

Oh well, girls don't poop so you can say you were just in there for some relaxing sudoku. Without pants.

"Girls don't poop" is such a tired, sexist cliche of a "joke."

sucks2BEyouu 0

hey, atleast you didn't get pelted with snowballs! either way, YDI for not closing the door.. -_-

FYLDeep 25

I never understood why people try to multitask while using the toilet. Just take a shit and get of **** out there. Maybe it's just me.

FYLDeep 25

I'm not very good at this whole coherent sentence stuff...

I think its effing gross to do anything while on the toilet. >.

Clearly you've never had an epic dump that required you to pass the time with a a good book.

FYLDeep 25

I've been real sick to my stomach where I've spent a lot of time in the bathroom. That's generally due to my lactose intolerance though. Sometimes you don't realize when you eat something that it contains milk. I'm pretty certain I've never been constipated before at least.

BrittanyPernell6 0

What did 41s comment have to do with this thread?^

ikickgingers 15

Handheld poker games = bathroom friendly.

Sitting on tha' toilet. Sitting on tha' toilet. ... And flush?

No one "forgets" to close the bathroom door when going to the toilet, no matter how bad they need to go! YDI

Kick your brother'a ass. Or get a photo of him playing with Palma Anderson and spread it online.

BrittanyPernell6 0

My bad? But isnt it the same thing cause im assuming you understood what i meant?

It's a sexual euphemism for masturbation... An added effect is that Anderson is beautiful too.

It's supposed to be a euphemism for mastrubation.

How did you not notice someone taking your picture on the toilet.... And YDI for not closing the door

I bet it "scared the shit out of you." Hahaha.

mrlopez 13

I saw what you did there, telling OP that the feeling thereafter was crap ;)