Miscellaneous: Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when...

By boyo - 21/05/2009 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By imok - 07/10/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 22:00

Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML

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Kids say the funniest things

By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By left4dead - 27/10/2012 20:04 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 20:08 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 09:58 - New Zealand

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML

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By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2009 20:02

i think its fine, i mean its not like you are making fun of him. i mean he probably felt that way before?

moony_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:03

thats not nice to say....but most of people do believe that, u just said it out loud what a lot of people are thinking

Comments

WorldsGhost 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:24

I hope your children's legs get taken away!!

reaperlol2 0

Monday 6 February 2012 6:45

I'm not sure if u of burned or if this is a bummer becasues it's kinda deperresing

bdubbstheman 5

Friday 17 February 2012 5:40

Your a dumbass for saying that in a hospital

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 11 June 2012 0:39

I originally thought that OP meant he was so bad at controlling a wheelchair he would end up in an accident.

cece_miless 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:03

Heartless douche.

TheRippah 5

Monday 8 April 2013 1:31

Awh!!

alphawolf12397 2

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:00

I'm telling Joe from Family Guy what a handicap hater you are

teentee401 36

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:38

To all the people saying that what he said wasn't mean: 1. You should joke about suicide 2. It probably wouldn't feel so nice to hear someone say they would kill themselves if they were like you.