Transportation: Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after...

By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By sucks4me - 18/06/2011 04:45 - United States

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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That's on you

By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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Classic sting

By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:03

You were "nervous?" Nice try, Pedobear!

melibear89 7

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:54

pay attention next time

Comments

haha89 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:54

That would suck.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:42

Reminds me of the time I accidentally got in snoop dogs limo. we joked about hoes, he calked me dog I called him dude, it was a thing we had

EffinAhole 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:08

why is it that the first comment is always short and stupid like "that sux". The big rush to be first... idiots

BeachPanda 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:09

14...... win

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:10

Why does it matter, 21?

xxxjj18 2

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:11

Cuz he's an EffinAHole... Lol

bloobelly 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:07

that's ******* hilarious

melibear89 7

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:54

pay attention next time

teddybobo 2

Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:02

yeah you rapist

XanderScythe 11

Friday 17 August 2012 1:29

It depends where OP was. I'd completely understand if OP was in a scary dark alley, or if OP was just a little jumpy.

KatieKhaos 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:59

pay more attention next time. FYL op

katielove27 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:00

Poor girl, you scared her to death! YDI for not looking more carefully before jumping into the car

m0tl3ycru3 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:06

Even if it was dark

fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:03

You were "nervous?" Nice try, Pedobear!

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:08

Why'd you get in if your friend wasn't in there? Not too bright, eh?

BakNBitz 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 2:21

He thought it was his friend's car, eh?

TheOtherNewest1 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:21

Canada, eh? .... Wait, what?

ChubbyCake 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:31

This happen to me once but without getting hit. It was a car full of guys though.

HamsteronA 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:35

You shouldn't have been nervous. Random acts of violence don't occur often. Most fights break out because 1. People are drunk 2. You probably did something to provoke a fight 3. People are high and 4. Your some silly gangster with 'respect'.