Health: Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By myownperson - 25/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:56

One word. Manager.

LoLlersnakes 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:56

How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...

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barbie333 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:46

haha oh god thts funny:) sorry tho that is disgusting

caryhartline 0

Monday 31 January 2011 6:36

fat people are gross.

rawrmysht 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 16:31

thats wat you get for going to mcdonalds

jmann1996 0

Monday 7 February 2011 22:28

they don't sell chips at mcdonalds..........

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:05

OP is clearly from England chips means French fries in England

Leo518 0

Monday 4 April 2011 23:55

chips at mcdonalds?

drebunny 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:39

Lol, the fastest way to betray you're from the UK is to call fries "chips". Cracks me up every time ^.^

angel55033 12

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:39

you should have said something than

rasslinboy 2

Sunday 1 May 2011 7:41

guess they do that to British people

69_jackson_69 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:32

They sell chips at McDonald's? What?

purplepillow98 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:31

this is why I hate mcdonalds.

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