Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read...

By Polmkk - 14/02/2019 15:00 - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Claymont

Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.

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Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By onebadwave - 21/08/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

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When you gotta go, you gotta go

By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in poison ivy. FML

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grant1023 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:50

Whats it called on YouTube?

Stylin_Since_97 10

Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

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grant1023 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:50

Whats it called on YouTube?

aFatFuck 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

I've seen those videos on YouTue before! Prepare to be a star.

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 8 August 2011 9:10

I can totally relate, op! That happened to me once too... But I didn't piss like a weeny...

Iamnotmyself 17

Monday 8 August 2011 9:21

At least he wasn't like uncle Phil, he did some bad things behind that bush.

number0 8

Monday 8 August 2011 9:35

Pics or it didn't happen

Gourmet_Taco 0

Monday 8 August 2011 12:25

Atleast you didn't beat around the bush. Cut straight to the wetting.

animalsrule2010 2

Monday 8 August 2011 15:21

try urban ninja

Maximus_Axiom 7

Monday 8 August 2011 20:59

i bet fiftey bucks that it was in san francisco. bush man

fizzypop14 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:49

yeah people get off on that stuff and so it gets a ton of views

JessGivsBesitos 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:55

Bush Man strikes again!!!

alycion 38

Friday 15 February 2019 12:29

They like to do that right by where I park for hockey games. I’ve wasted more time sitting on my car laughing at people. I mean you see the camera right there. They wouldn’t be recording the crowds that far from the arena.

BelleBelle_fml 11

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

Smile, you're on candid camera!

coolp3rson 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:20

Omg bushman?!?!

yomommma 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:34

That reminds me of Scary Movie.

AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:53

OP needs to provide us with a link.

Stylin_Since_97 10

Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

awesomeooo3 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:02

That's what I thought too! When I went to San Fran we saw Bush Man and it was absolutely HILARIOUS. He was making a fortune haha.

HeyLookJesus 11

Monday 8 August 2011 9:11

You took the words right out of my mouth! Have you ever met the guy? Hes a pretty cool guy(:

vballer123456 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:13

There is actually three of them they are all great guys

shutterbug1190 14

Monday 8 August 2011 10:24

Oh man I love bush man. Or men since there are more than one. My boyfriend almost peed his pants when I took him to the wharf and he scared him a few months ago. Ahhh good stuff. :)