By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 979
You deserved it 7 626

Same thing different taste

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thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.

Comments

what weird kid would do that on a patio chair in a store

you never heard of LOOKING at where you're going to sit? dumb dumb dumb

hornetchik 0

**** you must be blind! Dumb bitch!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the type of woman who falls in the toilet when her SO leaves the seat up. Learn to look, or deal with being embarrassed by your own actions.

sgaske 3

I love seeing groups of people hanging out at stores like target and walmart. classy.

xd0rkiee 0

Do you even know what the definition of the word "classy" means?

Cloudy_fml 0

Do you know the definition of the word "sarcasm", xd0rkiee?

Somehow, this FML would have been funnier if it happened at Walmart.

ipownyew234 0

thats beyond grossssss! YDI for not seeing something like that

how do you noe its a kids diarrhea wut if it wuz a dude or a girl =]