Let's run through scenarios. The chair might of been wiped off enough that it didn't look like crap was on it but once she sat it came through the chair. OP might have had a cold and not smelled it. She could of been deep in conversation and just plopped. I mean it's a FYL no matter how you put it. I hope you at least got a free outfit out of the deal.

couldnt you have smelled it? i bet the air surrounding the area wreaked. YDI.

silver lining... you were in Target... a place where you can replace your clothing, right down to your underwear! AND if you bitched at the management properly, they'd be free!

i hope you got a free outfit. diarrhea is a serious health hazard that could get them shut down. Don't believe me, you can open a store chain and keep diarrhea around, see for yourself. They should have been "oh, what can i get for you? A new coat? new shoes? new outfit? do you want some nachos with that". They should have been kissing your ass even before you cleaned the diarrhea off. Don't take crap from target. :p

Problem: sat in diarrhea at Target in front of the guy you like. Solution: buy a new pair of pants and ask him to help you change them. If you play it right, diarrhea won't be the only body fluid you get all your rear today.

From this point forward, all stories about poop, pee, barfing, etc. automatically get a YDI. They're just disgusting.

something similar happened to me. I stepped in some kids shit and had to throw my shoes away

I see no FML or YDI in this, but I'm going out on a limb and gonna guess your a dumb bitch who deserves alot more then that.

I know how you feel! I kneeled in poop in Target before!

first!! also, wow that sucks. I know. I've sat in a few objectionable fluids myself. nothing of that caliber though!!